"You boys ever met a real country girl?
Talkin, true blue, out in the woods, down home, country girl"
She... That would be Claire Hoobershnogin. Wheres she come from? Well this little town in BFE.. In the middle of the goonies. Doing their own little thing. They shoot their guns whenever they feel like it. Go mudding in the middle of the night. they do whatever they want because everybody around her and her family are just like them. They have bonfires out in the middle of the sticks, go for walks in the middle of no where.. She got lost one day.. She wanted to clear her mind so her and her dog Chelsea went for a walk so she could clear her mind and think.. Well Chelsea went off on her own adventure.. and left Claire by herself.. Walking in the middle of the woods.. Gun less because Obama decided to ban guns and took all their family guns away.. Al of a sudden she hears a weird noise... Thinking it was Chelsea she whistled and whistled... The noise got closer.. and out pops a big old....
I really like the name of your country girl... very creative.
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